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OT: Religion which one are you?

What religion are you?

  • Black Hebrew Israelite

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  • Judaism

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  • Buddhist

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  • Hindu

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  • Scrub is my lord and Savior

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  • Total voters
    8

RebelScrub

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Uh oh, let’s keep it real for the lurkers and 3 posters that stick around for UNLV football
 
Who was the original LDS hater? @USMCRebel or my personal favorite @rebswin2 ,l . So last time we talked about Mormonism, it was the funny cartoon that was banned. Well guess what, While I was in the pen, this hot ex mormon chick loved my jokes. So much that she let me have her IG and I’ll probably have sex with her if I play my cards right. She’s a witch or Wiccan but she’s also ex mormon. I watched This in its entirety.

Temple of Doom

Recommended viewing. as a matter of fact, I watched this 2 hours straight and sober(Day 32 sober no alcohol or weed)

What’s also cool is my uncle is a 33rd degree Mason and my cousin is in the Masonic Lodge. My uncle wasn’t supposed to ask me to join..

anyways while in the big pen, I’m listening to 80’s ultra music on Channel 840 Directv, “Robert” walks in. Big ass white dude who has a cross tattooed on his forehead. 26 & 27 tattooed on his body. And what looks like football tape or whatever those black reflectors that are underneath players eyes. On his right in Russian was “Christ” and underneath his left eye was “Eternal” in whatever language.
He’a a solid 6-5. Looks like a bouncer. Has a white dress shirt and a black blazer. Very suave. But he’s creep level because he’s talking very closely to all the women. I thought it was a prank to see if I was still “Delusiona

He attends the Freedom Park Ward on Pecos/Bonanza?

Anyways, he shows me the Aaronic Handshake and the mother of all mormon handshakes, The Melchizedek Handshake.

there’s a ton more handshakes out there.

He thought he was spreading the gospel. No, you are being pimped by the master evangelist himself, RebelScrub!!

anyways, I show my uncle The handshakes and I hope I don’t lose my graces with him.

Masonic Lodge and LDS FTW!!

get back to me after watching the video.

Remember, there’s a reason why the LDS temple in Vegas and Salt Lake City have 6 pointed spires…
 
S.O.L. = SAME OLD LAMBS! Stat Padford is who we thought he was and the 49ers let him off the hook, yet the NFL crowned him. Signed Dennis Green.

 
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Mormonism is arguably the hardest to live up to imo.
Too many rules to live up to according to the video!!

there are excellent people in their church.

Not knocking them.
 
I’m not LDS but, on the exterior, many are good people. Some stray, as people of all religions do (see Sarah Cummard.. haha), but most have good hearts and follow the Golden Rule.
I’ve seen video of them getting Harrassed by black Hebrew Israelites. Put 25 mormon dudes against 25 black Hebrew Israelites and the mormon dudes will win!!
 
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I didn’t watch the first video you posted. Give me the elevator version. That’s all my attention span can handle sometimes.
They have an Oval Office in one of the temples in case there is a Mormon president that gets elected.

State sponsored religion is bad. See YOUR Catholic Church for details when Constantine became Emperor.

Its not good to vote for them in office because state sponsored religion is the first step. Most FBI and Mormons in
 
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No. Regular speed but I need to be interested in the topic or I turn it off a minute or two into it.
Wuuuuut. On your YT...click on the 3 white dots on the upper right corner. You’re welcome. everybody loves occult\satanic stuff. Everyone has a story, I’m off to church, then Time to go slay some poon.


Colonel Sanders Make the best preacher. Ciao
 
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