Who was the original LDS hater? @USMCRebel or my personal favorite
@rebswin2 ,l . So last time we talked about Mormonism, it was the funny cartoon that was banned. Well guess what, While I was in the pen, this hot ex mormon chick loved my jokes. So much that she let me have her IG and I’ll probably have sex with her if I play my cards right. She’s a witch or Wiccan but she’s also ex mormon. I watched This in its entirety.
Temple of Doom
Recommended viewing. as a matter of fact, I watched this 2 hours straight and sober(Day 32 sober no alcohol or weed)
What’s also cool is my uncle is a 33rd degree Mason and my cousin is in the Masonic Lodge. My uncle wasn’t supposed to ask me to join..
anyways while in the big pen, I’m listening to 80’s ultra music on Channel 840 Directv, “Robert” walks in. Big ass white dude who has a cross tattooed on his forehead. 26 & 27 tattooed on his body. And what looks like football tape or whatever those black reflectors that are underneath players eyes. On his right in Russian was “Christ” and underneath his left eye was “Eternal” in whatever language.
He’a a solid 6-5. Looks like a bouncer. Has a white dress shirt and a black blazer. Very suave. But he’s creep level because he’s talking very closely to all the women. I thought it was a prank to see if I was still “Delusiona
He attends the Freedom Park Ward on Pecos/Bonanza?
Anyways, he shows me the Aaronic Handshake and the mother of all mormon handshakes, The Melchizedek Handshake.
there’s a ton more handshakes out there.
He thought he was spreading the gospel. No, you are being pimped by the master evangelist himself, RebelScrub!!
anyways, I show my uncle The handshakes and I hope I don’t lose my graces with him.
Masonic Lodge and LDS FTW!!
get back to me after watching the video.
Remember, there’s a reason why the LDS temple in Vegas and Salt Lake City have 6 pointed spires…