So I am at Tark's gym almost every weekend watching the boys play. Well last week, there was a white car parked there. I am pretty sure that when Tark comes back he will not be driving a small white import, so it wasn't his car.
I have a few responses for when it happens again, I just wanted to get everyone's input so I can rest easy knowing I did the right thing. Also I can say the Tark Board made me do it.
1. Write a nasty note
2. Tell the inside people to announce it over the intercom to move your car
3. Just get it towed
4. Let the air out of the tires
5. Remove the tires
6. Pinstripe the car with keys
7. Use the keys to write a nice slogan "Thanks Jerry for the Memories"
8. Post a pic with their plate and let Social Media make Meme's
9. Pick the car up and move it to the other side of the building, or across the street (it was a small car).
10. Ask that guy on the Tark Board to steal it, you know who I'm talking about. You know he would do it too.
My guilt currently lies in my lack of a response. I in nowise condone any of the above activities. I do enjoy the occasional jaunt down the rabbit hole speculating about various responses to the colorful people of the world who seem only to exist to make others lives "exciting". I also enjoy dreaming about my lottery money winnings.
At some point in the future I intend on asking for responses for inconsiderate folks who leave shopping carts in parking lots. This is a big issue that I feel both the Democrats and Republicans are ignoring.
I have a few responses for when it happens again, I just wanted to get everyone's input so I can rest easy knowing I did the right thing. Also I can say the Tark Board made me do it.
1. Write a nasty note
2. Tell the inside people to announce it over the intercom to move your car
3. Just get it towed
4. Let the air out of the tires
5. Remove the tires
6. Pinstripe the car with keys
7. Use the keys to write a nice slogan "Thanks Jerry for the Memories"
8. Post a pic with their plate and let Social Media make Meme's
9. Pick the car up and move it to the other side of the building, or across the street (it was a small car).
10. Ask that guy on the Tark Board to steal it, you know who I'm talking about. You know he would do it too.
My guilt currently lies in my lack of a response. I in nowise condone any of the above activities. I do enjoy the occasional jaunt down the rabbit hole speculating about various responses to the colorful people of the world who seem only to exist to make others lives "exciting". I also enjoy dreaming about my lottery money winnings.
At some point in the future I intend on asking for responses for inconsiderate folks who leave shopping carts in parking lots. This is a big issue that I feel both the Democrats and Republicans are ignoring.
