Well had to land in France for a layover on vacation but close enough..
I AM IN HELL
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Not as much kicking as I anticipated..
But definitely some communist leanings..
But definitely some communist leanings..
Sniff a hairy female armpit for us. Then again, don’t need France for that anymore. We got plenty of those weirdo types here now.
When you look over and the girl has more hair on her legs than you do, you are either in Thailand or France!
Amsterdam is an amazing place!
However, if you want to love every day of your tour go to Italy. Today it's a tower that leans. Tomorrow it's a statue of a naked guy named "David." Oh, by the way, here's this thing called La Pieta in St. Peter's Basilica that's almost the perfect piece of sculpted marble. St Mark's Basilica in Venice has wavy marble floors due to chronic flooding. Not to mention eating gelato every day for two weeks and still losing weight on the trip.
However, if you want to love every day of your tour go to Italy. Today it's a tower that leans. Tomorrow it's a statue of a naked guy named "David." Oh, by the way, here's this thing called La Pieta in St. Peter's Basilica that's almost the perfect piece of sculpted marble. St Mark's Basilica in Venice has wavy marble floors due to chronic flooding. Not to mention eating gelato every day for two weeks and still losing weight on the trip.
Wait, I just realized why Italy isn't so great. They kick a ball around for entertainment, too. How dare they!
I'm sorry but Ronald Reagan didn't earn two purple hearts in World War II fighting Krauts and then later take a pick axe to the Berlin Wall and single handedly end communism so you could praise a bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys..
France would be amazing, but it is unfortunately inhabited by the French.
Which makes it as desirable a location as Ronkonkoma NY. (Or wherever Ronkonkoma is).
