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OT: I struck out with another basketball player’s mom..

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some guy named Amir Johnson..played for the Pistons and is in player development for the Clippers.


His mighty foine sexy black minx mama went to UCLA ughhh,

I was chattin’ it up…TOOO much with her but sheet, I had to shoot my shot.

She educated me on the finer things of NBA basketball. I didn’t know the clippers play in their own Arena.

I kept calling her son “Qumir” like the Filipino Sith guy in Star Wars…

I wanted to educate her on the finer things in life like Star Wars: Sith Acolyte but alas, the force in my pants was too strong for her…

But I did educate her about the fall of UNLV

We first were fighting over the television, I wanted to watch VGK, she wanted to watch basketball..

I know, I kinda talk tooo much but alas, I slowed it down..

Well the good news is she did go to church. It was the cult offshoot of our church that sprang up in the 90’s ICOC that infested college campuses worldwide.

the bad news, if he’s 38…she great grandma level.
 
some guy named Amir Johnson..played for the Pistons and is in player development for the Clippers.


His mighty foine sexy black minx mama went to UCLA ughhh,

I was chattin’ it up…TOOO much with her but sheet, I had to shoot my shot.

She educated me on the finer things of NBA basketball. I didn’t know the clippers play in their own Arena.

I kept calling her son “Qumir” like the Filipino Sith guy in Star Wars…

I wanted to educate her on the finer things in life like Star Wars: Sith Acolyte but alas, the force in my pants was too strong for her…

But I did educate her about the fall of UNLV

We first were fighting over the television, I wanted to watch VGK, she wanted to watch basketball..

I know, I kinda talk tooo much but alas, I slowed it down..

Well the good news is she did go to church. It was the cult offshoot of our church that sprang up in the 90’s ICOC that infested college campuses worldwide.

the bad news, if he’s 38…she great grandma level.
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